|. . . Critics rave|
|. . . 1999-07-09|
Critics rave: "You're definitely the new someone. We just don't know who it is yet."
|. . . 1999-08-22|
You call this a club? I came in for a drink, and all I get is this?Yes! Yes! Manuia (paka-paka)!-- Doug Asherman
|. . . 1999-09-29|
Critics rave: "obviously a maniac.....(shaking head sadly.....)" -- lone wacko
|. . . 1999-10-24|
Critics rave: "Ray's the Titanic!" -- Cory Doctorow
|. . . 1999-11-03|
Critics rave: "With the authority vested in me by the heavenly powers themselves, I hereby name you 'Cutest Egomaniac of the Zodiac.'" -- Rob Brezsny
|. . . 2000-02-04|
Critics rave: "The drinking man's weblog... the stinking man's weblog. The blinking man's weblog." -- Juliet Clark
|. . . 2000-03-26|
Critics rave: "A weblog for the ages. Ages six-to-eight."
|. . . 2000-05-31|
"Much may be said on both sides." -- Hark! I hear
A well-known voice that murmurs in my ear:
The voice of Candour. Hail! most solemn sage,
Thou drivelling virtue of this moral age,
Candour, which soften's party's headlong rage.
Candour, which spares its foes, nor e'er descends
With bigot zeal to combat for its friends.
Candour, which loves in see-saw strain to tell
Of acting foolishly, but meaning well;
Too nice to praise by wholesale, or to blame,
Convinced that all men's motives are the same;
And finds, with keen discriminating sight,
Black's not so black; nor white so very white.
Give me the avowed, the erect, the manly foe,
Bold I can meet -- perhaps may turn -- his blow.
But of all plagues, good heaven, thy wrath can send,
Save, save, oh! save me from the Candid Friend!
|. . . 2000-10-13|
These are unsettled times, and there's nothing more unsettling than the question of Hotsy Totsy's new brand identity.
|So far, our visitors' suggestions for a new logo include:
And among the suggestions for a new title:
Long-time Berkeleyist Juliet Clark issues these gentle errata:
Did you notice that the address for the "Towne Dandies" is in Saint Helena? That's not even in the East Bay! These guys are tourists. They have no right to be hanging out on our street.
|. . . 2000-10-29|
|New Name||&||New Logo|
|Mush Love||Splattered mash potatoes on a mirror|
|The Bluebeard of Happiness||George Steiner's wedding album|
|On the Take||Misappropriated Monopoly artwork
(actually, I like that as a name...)
Dumbmonkey reminds us that "there also happens to be a Blue Moon Saloon [née Wanda's] now on San Pablo." And a suave reader-of-the-world exclaims "Hoity Toity a la croix a l'air vachement formidable! Felicitations!"
Oh, Mother, I simply cahn't choose -- cahn't we have them all?
|. . . 2000-12-05|
Hotsy Totsy readers ask the tough questions that THEY don't want you to think about:
What is your website about anyway? I was surfing for poetry and came across some stuff on your site, and discovered the rest of it. It was weird. But cool. How old are you and what inspired/possessed you to make that site? Me and my friends were just wondering. Write back as soon as you can k? thanks! BYE!
|. . . 2001-01-26|
|Poets swear by the Hotsy Totsy Club:||
|. . . 2001-04-09|
An anonymous reader informs us:
yo, yo mama, mama, mama oy oyCoincidentally, some years ago someone I'd just met gave me an extra ticket to a Yo-Yo Ma concert. I don't remember what the music was, but he didn't either: he looked puffy and drunk, and his performance ranged from lackadaisical to frankly out of tune. He still got his standing ovation from the rich old Berkeley lady crowd of PBS supporters, of course; it was like seeing William Holden at a Sunset Blvd. convention.... On the other hand, the first time I saw Johnny Thunders, he weaved, collapsed, muttered incoherent obscenities, and all night all told gave his way-too-heavy-a-burden guitar a total of two resoundingly satisfying thwacks. Johnny Thunders was the better showman.
|. . . 2001-10-22|
Yesterday's entry was undoubtedly our Worst. Episode. Ever. ("Sort of ponderous!" - Juliet Clark) But should you for some reason desire more of the similar, see David Chess, Ted Honderich (via the above-mentioned wood s lot), and Flash (Flash not required).
|. . . 2002-03-28|
"If you link to me then I will link to you." -- received via our response form
And yeah, when I claimed that there was only one clown in the car, I was just yankin' your chain. And hoo hoo, you should've seen your expression! Where's an X10 camera when you need one? For that matter, where's the world's largest online casino when you need one? Anyway, I sure didn't mean to forget young Toadex or put old Cardhouse down. But with Fred Metascene and Helen Razer semi-retired, I still think more clowns are needed. Especially professional scientist clowns.
|. . . 2003-04-27|
|. . . 2003-06-23|
One anonymous reader truncates:
This is a real good show to discover, said from a 1975 wearer of a single sneaker for the entire summer (Gerry greeted me at the civic auditorioum rock concert gathering by ripping the other off and flinging it 30 rows back; and I shrugged, just like theAnother corrects:
Well, we like those pangs of remorse or nostalgia associated with dates. We love to know where we were when. We always have. "Mmmm...lemme see...3 day old piss...mine?..yup. I was here 3 days ago. Hum, That twig wasn't there then. Or that strip mall."And a third queries:
'most' 'much' 'some' 'some' 'some' - any chance of an official Kokonino ___structuralismist er wot Handlist?As my kiss-off confessed, I'm not really any kind of an authority on the Er-Wot Nation, but the usual rock star rule seems to apply: young and hungry beats old and pampered.
.... fer just us kids startin' out.
|. . . 2003-09-19|
An anonymous reader commented:
poopAnd a few seconds later added:
what does this mean?I'm glad you asked, anonymous reader. This means the back of the ship (synonymous with the stern), as well as the deck found there. William Julius Mickle provides an inspiring example of proper usage in his 1775 translation of the Lusiad:
High on the poop the skilful master stands.
Another reader informs me:
Not only is this a horrible weblog, you are a horrible person.Now there's a "meme" that deserves propagation! (Or are they supposed to be called "mobs" now? Christ, I feel so unhip....)
|. . . 2003-09-27|
Sir,Which reminds me of one of my favorite letters to Creem from back in the day:
Not only is this a weblog, you are a person.
If Blondie is a band, does that mean Debbie Harry is a person?
|. . . 2006-03-07|
An anonymous reader requests:
My luve is like a red red simile
let a simile be your umbrella
A brother is as easily forgotten as a simile.
The New Age Narcissist RevisitedChrist, that my like were in my arms
And I in my bed again!
Many examples of similes, but similes of examples are more rare.
An example is like another example, and yet unlike any other example.
This post is like a really good example of smart people being funny about similes, which are like metaphors kind of and analogies.
Excuse for intrusion, but at me not the big question. How you think how many people on the ground smoke and how many have ceased?
. . . is that from the new Cormac McCarthy?
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